I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.
Okay, I have done it.
It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.
9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.
Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.
Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon.
So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10
Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.
what the hell even is this? im from California and i have no idea what the heck you just said.
tim tams are a brand of outrageously popular biscuits and are the closest you will ever get to tasting the food of the gods
chocolate cream sandwiched between two chocolate biscuits covered in milk chocolate
a tim tam slam is when you bite the opposite corners off of a tim tam and use it like a straw to drink milk or coffee through because the chocolate cream flavours the milk and the milk makes the biscuits go all soft and mushy so you take a big drink through the tim tam then eat it
goon is just nasty, cat piss-flavoured cheap wine
idk why it’s called goon
but you buy it in big 4 litre boxes for like $8, crack open the box and the wine is stored in a shiny silver bag thing hence the name goon bag
this monstrosity appears to be someone attempting a tim tam slam using goon rather than milk and oh god i’m cringing just thinking about how bad it must taste